So You Think...

Do any of you watch "So You Think You Can Dance"? If not, this post is going to be beyond you, but I encourage you to go watch some online videos of Mary Murphy some time.

I blame Bobby. Bobby makes us watch these shows. Why you ask? Because he is the one with the DVR in his room, so when we all have a night together we end up in his room (which also has the beer fridge), pile up in the bed and start watching these shows. (without commercials! YAY!)

Anyway, so back to Mary Murphy. She is one of the judges on the panel and she pretty much drives me nuts. She affirms all of her statements i.e. "That was an AWESOME routine. YES. IT. WAS." She follows most of her sentences with statements that confirm her previous comment. We have started taking bets when she starts talking about how many time she will confirm herself before her turn is over. This last week she had two turns where she didn't do it ONCE. It was a dissapointing moment. BUT THEN, her next time to speak, she said it FOUR TIMES! So, basically, that made up for the last turn.

OK, you can continue on with your day now. I just wanted to express how I felt about Mary Murphy and her hot tamale self. YES. I. DID.

At Least It Wasn't The Kayak...

...but it also wasn't the 2010 GMC Sierra Hybrid.

I have been feverishly entering the Marlboro 100 Days of Flavor every. single. day. I think I may have missed three days when I was gone to Florida a couple weeks ago, but that has been the only exception!!

I was informed via e-mail that I won the Cuisinart Two to Go® Coffee Maker.

Just what I need...ANOTHER coffee maker! AWESOME! I have one at my desk that has been sitting and collecting dust for a year because I can't figure out how to work it. You would think it would be easy, but no, let me tell you, it is one of those stupid Senseo coffee makers and it takes a Ph D to operate.

Anyway, I am just glad I didn't win the kayak. Seriously, if I can't find a place for a coffee maker, where the hell am I going to put a 12 foot kayak.

Nicole Bobek...

How does one go from this:

to this:

in like 14 years?

Don't do drugs, kids.

Keep On Keepin On Sucka!

I had to wait on a few pictures from various cameras from our karaoke night...

This is for...well, I guess you can see for yourself...

HA!! TOP THAT! Permanent marker...I will have you know that they questioned me about this in the E.R. the next day. It just made it that much more special!!

Here are some other photos that weren't posted yesterday:

OMG LMAO I LOVE THIS PHOTO!

I even dance when I sing...just amazing like that

Larkin and Dave

Michelle

And Continue...

Hi!! HELLO! How are YOU?!

So after having two EKG's, massive amounts of blood work, a CT scan where they shot dye into my heart and lungs (and makes you feel like you peed yourself...thanks Miss Nurse Lady for FORGETTING to tell me that part...I was giggling uncontrollably!) and going through a complete physical, I think it is safe to say that "thing" that happened the other weekend was a panic attack. To help with such, the doctor has me on Celexa and Xanax.

MY REVIEW:

I took the Celexa on Friday and it made me tired enough to FEEL like I wanted to go to sleep, so I decided it was best to take it at night.

I took it on Saturday night, but it was the 4th of July celebration and naturally I didn't get in until 3:45am, so I passed right on out.

LAST night I took it at about 8:00pm and thought I was going to have to go out and take a jog or something. SO RESTLESS. It was like I was alllllmost asleep and I would jump and be right back awake again. SO IRRITATING. So, I just took a Xanax and conked right out.

The issue is this: the Xanax is not meant to be taken for sleeping purposes, it is for emergency use only. I just don't know when the best time to take these meds would be...I don't want to be tired and restless through the day, but I CERTAINLY don't want to be tired and restless at night. I am NOT pleasant without sleep.

Found out this whole panic attack thing runs in the family and NO, I am NOT stressed out (I was asked this question AT LEAST 52 times) and I am not worried or bothered by anything (except repeat question asking) and I just want it gone!

And now that I am done with THAT update...

The day BEFORE the above great "episode" happened, we went out to celebrate one of the attorney's birthday. It was complete with karaoke and everything!

We also got a little carried away with the marker. If you didn't get a shout out, it isn't because you are not loved, it is because we were intoxicated and do you KNOW how hard it is to remember people that you kinda sorta know, but don't know really, but know enough to want to say hi, and then write their name on a wall? It is difficult.

So in no particular order...

For Dawg

Tina and Jess

LilliGirl

Real Live Lesbian

Trooper

Everyone I missed!

Shane Rocket

Thanks Larkin...

MAW

The Captain

Kat

Mama Dawg

You are now part of Savannah no matter if you like it or not!

Deb I had one for you...but not sure where the picture is...and Mama Dawg, I took an extra special one for you, but also, can't find that picture. Gonna have to find everyone who had a camera that night and track them down for you!!

And to my Former Office Mate Deb, you get no shout out because you haven't blogged in so long. That is your punishment.

And to all, we say "Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"

Wow, look how white I am!! GO IRISH!

Be Back After This...

Due to some minor health issues..and by minor, I mean I won't die from anything...at least not today, I am going to take a tiny, tiny break from blogging, but will be back in full force by next week!! YAY!

I was going to the beach this weekend and started not feeling so swell, so I pulled over and let Krystal drive, but by the time we had made it to the beach, I was pretty darn sure I was having a heart attack.

I went to the life guard station where they took my vitals - blood pressure was 184/110 and heart rate was in the 180's. They called an ambulance and took me back to the mainland where they let me know I had a panic attack.

I have an appointment on Thursday to correct this problem as I NEVER want THAT to happen again!

See you soon!!!! XOXO!

Fragile: It's Italian!

Ahhh, so it is fuck off Friday it seems...

Anyway, I just wanted to share this lil bit of work that I AM doing!

We are moving into the 21st century and instead of typing (yes, on a typewriter! WHAT?!?) our new matter labels (that adhere to the file in some shape or form) we are now using self adhesive labels!

The labels came in this box:

SOOOOOooooooo....

Since when did labels become fragile?

I also note that the people that deliver these items STILL can't read, because, as you can see, that box was beat to FUCK and back.

Captain EO

Mom says its cocaine and something else...

I say it is pain medicine and anti-depressants...

No matter what, it is sad.

Oh yeah, I watched the Captain EO...