So, everyone here knows about Office Mate, right?
She has been threatening me with divorce. APPARENTLY she is in loooooovveeee (blah!)(*puke*)(ack!) with ANOTHER "J" named person.
I have to say, the thoughts of her leaving has me wondering where my life will be heading. For instance, she was gone last week...sick apparently (WHATEVER)...and I talked to her chair non-stop. (It never answered back)
Who will I talk to? Who will I make fun of? Who will I educate about life, lesbians and sushi?
Basically she sucks and I hate her now.
I am flipping her off, but she can't see me cause her back is turned. Muhahahahaha!
Just kidding Deb ol' gal, I love ya...in that very "I don't want to have sex with you though" kinda way. A hug will do.
For the love of God, entertain me.
11 hours ago
5 comments:
I'm from Deb's blog. Thank you for teaching her about sushi! And no, my name doesn't start with a "J" either, nor am I a lesbian. Come to think of it, I must be pretty uninteresting. I do like women, Deb, and statistics, so we have two out of three in common. One critical question, do you turn off the light in the john downstairs, or do you leave it on? Inquiring minds, you know. Nice meeting you.
How do you know we don't have three out of three? I *might* like statistics too! But I don't so, alas, we remain at two out of three.
I turn out the light every. chance. I. get.
The Bathroom Monitor gets on my nerves. I have thought about kicking her in the throat twice today.
Oh come on Jess.. you live with me and you know she has been dubbed "Potty Monitor." If you are going to talk about her at least get the moniker right. LOL
My Boo.
This was merely a test. Almost no one can tolerate st5atistics, not even my wife, but getting the Potty Monitor wrong could mean you were an impostor, and had kidnapped Deb's office mate. I may have to monitor this situation. It's a good thing none of us work for a living.
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