Lots to Post About Today...

I got this in an e-mail from a friend today...and it just reminded me how fucking stupid people can be. Check out this fabulous fake I.D.

No really. Now where did he think he was gonna pass this off? "Oh, this is me and my conjoined twin?"

I just can't quit laughing at this...it makes me wish I was a cop or bouncer cause I would have so many good things to blog about!!!

OH and my Secret Santa gave me this:

Oh yeah! It's a pooping polar bear...aka a Poo-Lar Bear!!