We are friends, right?
OK, good, cause as a friend you have to listen to things you don't necessarily want to hear...so here it goes.
UTI. Or bladder infection. I have one. Sweet Baby Jesus, let me die. I woke up at 3:30am with some pretty sever pain. I thought I had to pee like a mo fo, but alas, like two drops. Then I started going through all the possible solutions: there is an invisible elephant on my bladder, my pelvic bone has sheared off and is trying to come through my urethra, I am having a baby, oh, wait, perhaps I have a UTI or a bladder infection. I have some AZO Standard just for the occasion. The only thing that was confusing me is that it doesn't hurt when I pee. As you most likely know, usually when you have these issues, it is like a Ginsu knife coming out of your twat, but no, no pain during that particular exercise. Just when I am sitting, sleeping, breathing or in general just being.
So I am sitting here at work, occasionally grabbing my crotch area in pain, and waiting for this medicine to kick in. There is nothing worse than the feeling of really, really having to go pee and then there is no relief when you do. Plus, I would rather not pee here at work, just in case that AZO stains the toilet. If you don't know, that shit is a VILE orange/red and will stain just about any surface. You would think with technology these days...I mean, they can make fiber colorless and tasteless (add it to any drink), but they can't make AZO not redecorate your bathroom Vol's and UGA colors?
In closing, I wish you peaceful peeing today. I am going to pop a few more of those magical pills and wait for the magic to happen. If there isn't some relief by tomorrow, I will holla at the doc, yo!
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7 comments:
Cranberry juice .. or cranberry pills .. start now it will help.
Love the blog!
Dawg - I shall be on my way to pick up some juice in about 10.3 minutes. Thanks for dropping by!!!! Glad you like the blog...
ok, so I pic an interesting day to
view for blog for the first time!
I feel your pain, the can send a
robot to Mars, but they can't come up with some tasty little treat to combat Bladder infections, (if more
men that women had it, a cure would be on the horizon quick.
Re your answer to Cpt. Dumbass' Olympics--gee you don't like Curling, It's 30 degrees below 0
up here today...what do we do, we
bundle up, unplug the car, scrape the windows, drive to the rink.
There we march into a freezing
curling ring and run up and down the ice sweeping a broom, while being yelled by 2 different people who want you to do 2 different things. Swearing is frowned upon as are rude gestures (which differs
from our other ice sport -hockey).
Then you take turns throwing a
40 lb rock down the ice. You do this at least 16 times during the game.
I want to move South.
Cpt. Dumbass Mom
Jerlyn - WHY OH WHY doest thou pick today to read! LOL! Good news is, things are starting to feel better and I no longer want to gouge out my bladder. Secondly, it isn't that I don't like curling, quite contraire, I really enjoy watching it...I just don't know what the hell is going on and it TOTALLY cracks me up to watch them sweep...but I was unaware that swearing and rude gestures were off limits...
Please come back and read again...you know, when I am writing about strippers or someone who got naked at a party I went to...some other time when I am not writing about my bacteria laden tract.
OH and so good to "meet" you!!
well, first off, i'm a guy.
with that disclosure in mind, they say you need to pee right away-ish every time you bump uglies to ward off this UTI nastiness. but you knew that already. good luck & feel better soon.
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