16 January 2009

AWARD! And Hair!

I received an award from Kat! Thanks honey pie snooker doodles!



Rules, rules, always with the rules.

These aren't so bad...I have to tell you 10 honest things about myself. Sheesh, like I am ever dishonest with you guys? Well, there was that one time...

1. I absolutely do not eat vegetables...unless I am around my Mom. However, I do drink V8 whenever possible.

2. I watch Antiques Roadshow on PBS. I am in awe at how much money some of this shit is worth and these people find it at garage sales sometimes! Crazy!!

3. I look forward to opening new files in the office just so I can write on the file folder with that yummy smelling marker. I would like to thank the makers of Sharpie King Size Permanent Marker. Getting high after using your marker really makes my day.

4. I am a spicy food eatin fool. I bought a jar of whole jalapenos. I just eat them straight out of the jar. Makes me cry, sniff and I drink alot of milk, but I just love jalapenos! Did you know they contain 3x more vitamin C than oranges?! OH, yes, totally true! (But oranges don't burn twice)

5. I just put Slim Fast in my coffee and it really tastes good. And I am not using Slim Fast for dieting. I am just a slight bit hungover and very hungry so I asked Larkin for one.

6. I cried four times last year. Once for Bobby's kitten, once for our ferret Dr. Binks, once for Larkin's Mom, and once when I was sloppy, blubbering drunk.

7. I collect arrow heads...points is actually the correct term. My collection is worth a few thousand dollars and I found each and every one of them myself. Unless I am homeless, without beer and starving, I will never sell my collection.

8. I am 8 classes away from finishing my B.A. in Information Technology, but have yet to go back to college to do so. It has been 10 years since I graduated from high school. I hope to get that done before I turn 30.

9. I love to sleep. Even if I am not up till 4 in the morning, I can still sleep well past 12:00, but I can't take naps. If I take a nap I feel worse than I did when I laid down AND typically if I take a nap I end up just sleeping til the next morning.

10. I am a flirt. A big one.

I am tagging the newbies!

Larkin at Still Just Me

and

Ivy at This is Ivy...Naked.

Oh, hair before:





and

after:





12 comments:

Mama Dawg said...

I LOVE your hair! Seriously. I'm just not kissing ass.I really love it. I wish I could do that with mine, but it's too fine.

Man, you are so hot! (I figured since you like to flirt, you'd appreciate that!)

Deb said...

Wow.. I didn't think you could get any shorter than you were but you found a way. It looks good and you can't use drying your hair as an excuse to be late for work now.

Larkin said...

Love the hair kid. I don't know how I am going to deal with the new hotness radiating from your side of the office. Guess we're just gonna have to do it. Or you could just open a file...we can get all high and stuff, then do it. Damn.

Jess said...

Mamma D - Thanks! And I take all complements, even if they are the kiss ass kind! :)

Ohhh and some flirting to boot...that's what's up!

Deb - Thanks, you know I will always find a way! And I also have an arsenal of "why I am late today" excuses. Fear not.

Larkin - the floor is hard. Perhaps we should do it in the bathroom...on top of the counter. Wait, that is cold. Shit. We will figure this out. In the meantime, try and control yourself amidst all the hotness.

Ivy Samone said...

Jess, you are not alone...I am late everyday and I have some very creative excuses...to the point that they don't even notice anymore. If you need some new ones, hit me up.

And about this hot floor, counter, desk fun...what does a girl have to do to get some booty?

Love the hair.

Jess said...

Ivy - when I am early people start having stroke symptoms, so as I see it, I am actually saving peoples lives by being late.

I see a blog post in your future...creative why I am late excuses!

As for hot floor, counter, desk fun...just another day at the office. :)

Thanks for the compliments!

Smooches!

Kat said...

I know that feeling you are having about school, I just finished my degree this year ya know after waiting 6 years and having two babies.

Lola said...

I love the hair, girl! Jalapenos are a staple around this house, too. Cleans out the sinuses and everything else ;)

Thanks for stopping by tonight. I'll be back.

Jess said...

Kat - Congratulations on finishing!!!!!!!! I will be riiiiggghhht behind ya!

Lola - Thank YOU for commenting! :)

gathering dust said...

love the hair!

also, speaking of awards...see my latest post for a prize!

DaBich said...

Love the do! It is so YOU.

And I can't believe someone else likes to watch Antiques Roadshow. Hubby and I rarely miss it Monday nights.

~Deb said...

The hair is great! You're one of those few and rare people who can pull off short hair. With my forehead---I'd look bald!