Case of beer (24 beers), two people (Me and Larkin) = 3 beers left, 2 clean cat boxes, 1 clean bird cage, followed by American Idol, Katie Morgan Sex Tips on HBO followed by Real Sex - Underwater on HBO. That was what I did last night...what did YOU do?
SO, Katie Morgan (if you have never seen it) does her entire show in the nude. I really think TV should be like this. I can pretty much tell you word for word what she said on that show...I can't do the same with that old lady from Canada, (Sue something something) though I did love her so.
You know what I love about women? Backs and stomachs. This picture right here:
Does wonders for me!!!
See that back crease...so, so, so crazy sexy. (can I get a high five Larkin?)
I like stomachs that are like this...
Abs are OK, but I prefer the softer look.
In reality, no one I know actually looks like this!
Instead, you get this:
Yep, that is me sexy dancin with my brother...who actually DOES have nice abs. He also got a tattoo...this is his first one. I think it turned out pretty nice!
Just wait till Mom finds out about THAT! Good thing he lives on a boat 700 miles away from her!
22 January 2009
Beer and Sex TV
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Wow. Sex, beer, half naked woman and a hot bro w/a tattoo. You got it all today!
MD - sometimes you just gotta go all out! :)
I have to agree that the sexiest place of a woman's form is the small of her back. Sexy dancin...now that is hilarious!
Kat - isn't it sad when THAT is my sex dance?! Without beer my sexy dance is a liiiittttle bit more sexy.
Yes, you get a high five, a hell yes and a AMEN. And a Big Mac. Word.
What did I do last night?
I rocked a show so hard I spit up blood and I think I pulled a calf muscle.
I am a stomach person myself...delicious.
Word
PRD - spit up blood...ewwwww! Well, I guess like with most things, better out than in! I hope to one day rock karaoke so hard that I break the mic...the karaoke dj probably does not have the same wish.
OK....what's wrong with me? Why am I looking at your brother more than the female photos that you posted???? He is a CUTIE!!!
And, your abs are great missy! You gotta see my kegger belly!
Let's get onto the subject of sneezing, shall we? lol
Nice tat, Jess' brother! Well, I have to agree that backs and stomachs like that are super sexy, no matter who they're on.
Jess, we have remarkably similar tastes.
~Deb - I believe it is because between the three siblings, Joseph and I look exactly alike. Except the facial hair. And pecs. Oh and that penis thing...but you can certainly tell we are related when we are together!
So I sneezed no less than 5 times yesterday and laughed after each one because I was thinking WHERE IS A VIDEO CAMERA!! I could be making MILLIONS!!
Lola - yes ma'am!!
Capt. D - obviously you were my brother from another mother.
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