Awards are just fun...so I made one to give out.
Homeslice don't play, mmmk?
This is my dope homie blog award. I shall give it to five of my peeps. I am sure that you have noticed from my pictures that I am quite gangsta.
This prestigious award goes to:
1. Larkin at Still Just Me. Why? Um, cause she is a cootermonger AND she sits right behind me at work and if she finds out that I gave other people this award and didn't give HER an award she would probably tell everyone I am a pig headed jankum mouth gutter slut of a whore. And that would just be terrible. Also, she totally rocks.
2. Mama Dawg at Two Dogs Running cause she says words like "cooter" and "beaver" and that makes me giggle. And even though she throws a football like a girl (ahhhh, BURN!) I still lurve her and award her this...err...award.
3. Kat at 3 Bedroom Bungalow cause she hates doing laundry just like me. And let's face it. When she comes back to the States to visit her 'rents and then we kidnap her and me, her, Mama Dawg and Larkin get together for some karaoke...it is going to be a pimpin good time and chances are over half the pictures taken will not be internet viewable. Oh yeah.
4. Captain Dumbass at Us and Them because when I saw the picture I used for this award it reminded me of something he would do to his kids. And I still think he should.
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5. Pearl at Pearl, Why You Little... because she makes me laugh and her stories remind me much of my own life! Particularly the boozin, smokin and laughing till you fall out of your chair stories!
Much love! xoxo!
10 comments:
Ummm....for the record, I have boobs, a vagina AND a uterus, which techinally make me a girl...therefore, that's the way I'm SUPPOSED to throw. So, there....cootermonger.
Oh and by the way...thanks! *smooches*
Yes for boozed up non internet permissible photos! Thanks, you gutter whore slut! *mwah*
Oh, fuck. It would probably help if I actually TOOK the award, now wouldn't it?
Color me blonde (BURN!)
Ah hells ya!
MD - HA! So you say. I have been unable to verify two out of the three things you have listed...humm, however, from what I have verified, you. just. might. be. right. DAMN IT.
Kat - ohhh the boozed up ones will be on...those that will not make the cut are the half naked ones. Unless of course someone wants and autographed copy. Then we must concede.
MD - deep breath. Now finish your beer. Drunk ass.
Capt D - high five!
Okay, love, love the award design. Could I make a request? Sorry, I know we barely know each other, but I'm forward like that. Please, oh, please make an award badge out of the first picture too. I would love to see that posted up somewhere. Think about it. No really, think about it.
Steenky - know each other! Please, like that is required! I will think of something...and while I am thinking, you think too! Do you have any ideas for a caption!?
Oh, I would totally post that badge if you made one.
Man, how did THAT manage to sound dirty?
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