Back in the day...like you know, ten years ago, I graduated high school. So what?!? Ten years may not sound like a long time for you...because whenever I say, "Oh! My ten year reunion is this year!" I get the inevitable, "Hummph. Try twenty years for me." or "Wait until twenty years rolls by."
Quit trying to steal my thunder gah damn it!
I am proud of my ten years and I can't help it you are old as shit. :) But you know I still love you!
So back to ME.
Ten years. Reunion.
Some of the people in my class thought it would be best if I get this reunion together. First of all, where the hell is our class president at? Ohhh, wait, he is in medical school. FINE. Likely excuse. I SUPPOSE he might be a little too busy to be worrying about our reunion. (Don't worry, I Facebooked him and he said it was OK to overstep his authority on the matter. In other words, he isn't coming and doesn't give a fuck who is. Thanks. Love ya. Mean it.)
Secondly, I may have been a superlative, but people, hello, remember?!? I was voted "Most Comical"...not "Most Organized" or "Most Able to Gather 75 People from Around the World to Reconvene in Lowly Macon".
Obviously, if I could have it my way, we would eat bar food and have this little gathering at a strip club. However, being I graduated from a Southern Baptist "Hellfire and Brimstone" high school, I feel as though this may be frowned upon. I am pushing the limit by having a BAR and DANCING. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cover your children's ears! I KNOW! SINNERS!!
In other news, I am leaving you guys for a week! I KNOW! A WEEK! I will be freezing my ass off in Boston. Krystal is attending a wedding there. Me and Bobby are going to paint the town red while she is doing that. I will have LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of pictures!!! LOVE YOU!
And P.S. - we totally got left out of that whole snow thing! They have been telling us for three days we were going to get some snow here...and right when it was ALMOST HERE...POOF. GONE. It just ran out of snow. WTF?!? The entire state of Georgia got to have snow except Savannah. THAT IS CRAP. My Mother even called to say it was snowing so pretty at her house and I am all like OHHH awesome, it should be here in a couple hours. NOT.
02 March 2009
Monday Rambling Post
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Have fun at the wedding! Oh, and you know how Facebook is---that's a whole high school reunion as it is! And the folks who say, "Wait till yer' 20th"---they're jealous of your youth kiddo!
*mumbles betch while leaving your blog*
*poof*
Deb - I do love my youth! LOL! We will wave when we get to NY!!
I totally about peed myself reading about your hellfire and brimstone high school. Don't wear patent leather shoes.
Your lack of snow is your punishment for leaving me for a week.
It's true.
Kat - you don't know the half of it! There are some WOW stories I have from my schooling days!
MD - you know how to get in touch with me if you go through any serious withdrawls!
True! I had forgotten about texting (which is weird since we were just texting over the weekend).
Yay!
It's still not the same though.
Is MD still bitching? It's like she's got a ring on your finger of something.
Oh, you'll get to experience the snow here in Beantown! I have to say that you are very brave to try to put together a reunion. Trying to keep the bitches happy is not possible! Good luck with that, and enjoy our fine city.
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