Good afternoon my lil love blossoms!
It was an early morning for me and thank goodness for one reason...and really one reason only... Jehovah Witnesses. They came a knock'in, as they usually do, at around 10:00am. They come to deliver the good news:
We usually thank them and send them on their way.
This morning I was the lucky one to answer the door...a husband and wife teaming up for the good Jehovah, and through the cracked door (the kitty's escape sometimes) the lady saw our light ornaments:
And she states, "Ohhhh! Aren't those cute! Little fingers for your light switches!"
I didn't know what to say, so I said, "Yep, helps us find the light switch in the dark!"
Fingers. LMAO! I wasn't sure if I should be embarrassed or just die laughing on the spot. For the record, I think the husband saw what they really were as I caught a sideways glance at his wife as if to say..."Ummmm, huuuunnnny...uhhh, no..."
13 comments:
What? You didn't ask them to cum in for a beer over convo?
frickin funny- should have given her one.....
I must admit at first glance, I too, thought they were fingers. Sadly I only have one of those pencil toppers at home. My lightswitch will look lopsided with only one. I guess I'll just have to hold out until I'm invited to another "slumber party".... le sigh.
I vote for die laughing, but you better let them save you first.
Sassy - I was just on my first coffee and Baileys...the generosity hadn't sparked up yet!
Shane - OMG! See, that is why I need to be more awake in the morning...to think of such things!
Steeky - My friend does those parties, if you don't wanna wait until the next invite, I will be happy to send some pencil penis' your way!
MAW - Good plan!! You are always on top of things!!
LMAO... Perhaps that is what she calls her husbands member, a little finger.
Oh that is too funny, at least you answer the door, I just hid inside away from the windows til they have left
Mitzy - LOL! Perhaps!
Melanie D - I was in good PJ's and had awesome beer/hungover breath...thought I would give them a thrill!
OMG!!!!!!! If I didn't have a 9 year old running around my house, I would soooooooooooooooooooooo NEED to have those "fingers". LOL!
MD - they are a great house accessory!
LMAO....but I would want boobs!
I had a JW friend one time and she told me if a JW sees an American flag (even if it's a decal on your door) they would pass by the house without knocking. It seemed to work for me when I was living in PA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh I literally just spewed coffee out of my freaking nose. That is HILARIOUS. I'm not trying to be mean, but they learned to give up on me a long time ago. Hopefully they will take this back to their tribe and not bother you anymore...although you may expect someone to come out and try to cleanse your house or something crazy. LOL!!!!!!! Yes - put an American flag out there. Eff that - paint the little penises like Old Glory. That'll keep em out.
Jude - I didn't know about the flag thing and they didn't have boob ones...boo on that, huh?!
Jes - LOL! Too funny, right?!? They still come by about every three weeks or so...we try and take turns answering the door more and more naked each time. We will see who wins!
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