21 July 2009

This is All I Got

I swear I have an interesting life...I just don't have anything to write about lately! Mostly because I haven't been doing anything all that interesting, but I tell ya...some good times are ahead! Got the reunion coming up...then New Orleans where me and the M. Dawg are gonna paint the town red, purple, black and blue and then me and my crew are supposed to be heading to Key West to see my brother sometime in October...so, yeah, you just hold on, cause there are some good pictures and stories ahead!!

This morning on the news:


Water Spout just a little bit off of Tybee Island. Larkin blames Miley Cyrus (you know, since she is staying there all summer shooting a movie there) I blame global warming and Paula Deen.

But really, think of the fish. What a rude awakening THAT had to be. They are all just waking up for their morning swim (or the young ones are just getting in from being out all night) and they are all singing their favorite song, inspired by Finding Nemo - "Just keep swiming, just keep swimming..." and SLLLLUUURRRRRPPPP.

Suddenly they are flung a million feet in the air...all gasping and all "I can't breathe, I can't breathe" and then PLUNK. Right back in the ocean. Except it is on the ROUGH side where all the sharks and puffer fish live. Today is going to be an interesting day for some fish.

Good thing their memory span is short.

9 comments:

Kat said...

ROFLMAO at the fish

Jude said...

I call the slow times, life pauses. Just because I gotta have some down time.

LOL on the short memory too.

Larkin said...

Love the new digs, yo.

It IS Paula Deen's fault. Why did I not think of that first?! Miley, your off the hook.

(haha...get it, hook, poor fish....I am just so clever sometimes...)

Jess said...

Kat - hehe

Jude - Life pause is good...I shall use that!

Larkin - had the need to redecorate, but not the kind where it take energy.

Captain Dumbass said...

Fish are stupid. At least mine are. Love your new header.

Jess said...

Capt D - hehe, you said head.

LilliGirl said...

Good Story. Dumb Fish. Cool Header. Hard to read text...

sassy stephanie said...

Damn girl. Got a make over and didn't go on and on about it? How non-blogger of you!

I dunno...that sounds like one hellovah ride. Could be pretty cool.

Drunk skunk weekend ahead for me (well, 4-5 days really) with my girlfriends on the river! Breaking out my drinking hats! Peace out and see ya on the other side of drunk!

Jess said...

Lilli - I changed the text...how does it look now?

Sassy - it was a last minute change yesterday...I figured I would let it be a surprise!!

Ohhhhhh happy drunk days to ya! I am hungover as shit this morning...I have no idea who was putting those beers in my hand. Don't fall in the river!