I was sitting outside of work the other day contemplating the things of life.
One very important thing I contemplated was squirrel poop. Why don't you ever see squirrel poop?
You would think being in the trees all the time you would see it on your car like you see bird poop, but amazingly, no.
This then brought on the revelation that perhaps squirrels only poop on the ground. THEN I thought, well, if that is the case, why don't people ever say, "FUCK, I just stepped in squirrel poop!"?
Turns out the squirrel turds are only about the size of raisins and are the color of the soil, so the fact of the matter is we just don't see them.
A great mystery in my life has officially been solved. Whew.
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You remind me of my friend M. She constantly asks those off the wall questions ... and of course you can't help but laugh!
Dawg - and important questions they are to be asked I say!!! It sparked a debate about whether they actually pooped at all...which we know is absurd! They eat fiber all day!
I am so glad you were able to figure this out. A burden has been raised off of me. Thank Dog!
Larkin - I know you were loosing sleep like me. Make sure you tell Paul when you get home. We were discussing yesterday.
I notice that many of the things you contemplate involve some form of poo.
MAW - it is a vital part of my being.
You learn something new everyday.
man, and i always thought they were free raisins!
Capt D - it is just my way of giving back.
Jude - Free, yes. Raisins...sorta. Not really. Ew. LOL!
Whew! I feel better now.
Seriously I believe everyone thinks about crap like this...only dif is we feel obligated to find the answers!
I sure hope you pulled that pic off the net! lol
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