18 September 2009

I Spy With My Big Ass Eye...

Seriously. Another fierce stye has attacked my eye...

I had to go back and look when my last one was...June 30, 2008 is when I wrote about it. Though that stye was much harsher than this one, I still feel like I look like this:


But really, I just look like this:


And for an extra special look up close:


It feels so much bigger than that...weird.

And I swear I don't have a mullet...it kinda looks like one, but I am growing it out. Just two more months and I think I will have enough hair to get a body wave perm thing and get back to looking like this:


Krystal is insisting that I grow it out. When we met it was pretty darn long!

The part I am looking forward to the most is when I get tired of it being long, I am just going to go in and get it cut...shaved off! Back to this look:


It is so fun to let people get used to something and then BAM!! Shock the hell out of em! Good times!


And lastly!! I would like to thank Mel from Mel's Way or No Way who became my 50th follower!! Thanks Mel!!! I am a new reader of Mel, but I think I should also mention that she fosters dogs. As we know, this grants you instant Sainthood in heaven.

20 comments:

sassy stephanie said...

Whooooooooo's numba one, I say numba one? It's Sassy. Go Sassy.

Siding with Crystal. I love the wavy, highlights. Way cute.

Gonna get my drunk on this wkend. I'm such a lame-o. I've been super excited all freakin' week. Spending the wkend at my girlfriend from HS's house. Rippin it up in Htown tonight sans hubs and kiddos. You can tell I don't get out much. I get my drink on ALOT but don't get out much. If I can think straight, maybe I'll take some pics!

Have a grrreeeeat weekend.

Jess said...

Sassy - wha wha!! Numero uno!! Whoop whoop!

SOOOOO, we shall be getting drunk this weekend together...sorta! I am heading up the road to Statesboro to tailgate at Georgia Southern University and drink $1 pitchers of beer and eat fantastic Mexican food! Hope you have a FANTASTIC TIME! And drink one for me! I will have one or two for you too!!

Jude said...

eye styes hurt like hell! a warm compress always helps me. my fav hair do for you is the short one but change is always a fun thing to do.

have a great weekend!

SquirtyB said...

The stye looks whoa painful, but I assure you, you do not look like the first pic.

I like all of the hair-do's!

I wish I could pull off short hair, I just have such I giant head I think I would look funny. Would be major shock factor though. I have had long curly hair forever!

p.s. verification word is 'labile'. creepy.

Dawg said...

I'm in your hell with hair length. Hottie told me she wants it longer, much like hows yours looked. Thing is I don't need a perm, my hair is naturally wavy.

It's damn near impossible to grow out. I can usually go 4 months then I start to get the itch.

Help!

Captain Dumbass said...

I think more drinking will take care of that eye. Also, maybe let your hair grow for the next 20 years and go for the Crystal Gale look.

Just an idea.

sunshine said...

Just FYI, in my native country "they" say you get an eye stye because of being a peeping tom! Seriously... but naaah, that is probably not be your case, right? LMAO...

Hope your eye gets better, yes, drinking might help it, or at least might help you forget the pain (it really doesn't look that bad on the pics).

Have a great weekend :)

justsomethoughts... said...

i'm going to go with the highlights.

and that first pic is....well....it's bad. m'kay ?

Jess said...

Jude - I did a compress last night...and yes, they make it feel sooooooo much better! Feeling much better today! I like my hair short too!

Squirty - doing better today, but I hate those little fuckers! LMAO...a giant head...you are crazy girl! I am sure your head is just fine!

Dawg - what to do, what to do. The girlfriends say and we do. However, lucky you with the natural curl! My hair is like Cher straight. Takes an act of congress to get some curl in my do! I would LOVE to cut it all off RIGHT NOW, but then I think of all the suffering I have been through and think, ok, just a little bit longer. If I can get that perm in, the hair will be so much better!

Capt D - I am going to go ahead and put that theory to the test tonight...drinking, here I come.

As for Crystal Gayle...you are out cho mind!

Jess said...

Sunshine - here they say you get a stye because of a lie...but that turns out to be a lie hehe! I was told by the doctor it is actually from my snot...and because I have been blowing my nose non-stop from allergy season, I am in completly agreeable. HOWEVER, I was pretty sure I had washed my hands or used hand sanitizer every time after I blew my nose...apparently not.

Justsome - sometimes I look like that on a Friday morning after a thirsty Thursday escapade. LOL!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Yikes a stye! I had one of those when I was a kid and hopefully I never have another. Unfortunately, just seeing your will cause one for me. Seema to work that way with cold sores and zits too!

Thanks for the welcome. I posted a little something from my GF to you. Have a great weekend!

Jess said...

Mel - I hope I don't pass it on to you...just make sure you wash your hands after blowing your nose! That is the key! (per my Dr.) (like the Dr.'s know or something. GAH!)

On my way over to your place...

Dragon said...

that sucks with the eye stye, looks painful and annoying. Never had one.

I hear you on the hair. I would love to shave mine off but doesn't look right, but keep it short. I think it looks good on you shaved.

Jess said...

Dragon - it is kinda like having a tiny razor blade stabbing your eye...yep, just that fun!!

Thanks for the complements!

Larkin said...

Your poor wittle eye. :(

I am diggin the mullet-esque look. Very mid-ninties. Hehe...

Jess said...

Larkin - poor thing indeed...glad I have another one! And that is NOT a mullet dammit!

sassy stephanie said...

Crap. Way too drunk and well, drunk to remember to snap some fotos. The sad part...I had my phone and camera with me the whole time!

Jess said...

Sassy - never fear...happens to me all the time...except you wouldn't know with all the photos we do get! I forgot to take tailgating pictures from this past weekend...LAME!

Mama Dawg said...

Dude, it's official. Sty's are now contagious (sp?) through the net. Mine started up the day, literally the DAY, I read this post.

Bitch.

Jess said...

MD - muhahahahahahaaaaaaa! My evil plan is working!!!!