I am really starting to feel the wear and tear today. Then again, I have been drinking since Wednesday of last week. I can do one of two thing: 1) not drink or a more probable 2) drink, but for the love of tiny baby children, go to bed before 1:00am.
I have a very, very, very small ache in my head. One that isn't even worth being called a headache. One that should just move on, it lingering is starting to piss me off.
Little Stryker Hawk (new kitten) has finally figured out what getting pet is all about. He is all UP in the business in the morning time. He is so freakin adorable you can't help but just rub his wee lil head. The power of cute made me late for work this morning.
I forgot to tell you, but remember when I wrote this about my brother Jacob? Yes, well they broke up. THANKFULLY. Completely crushed him. He didn't eat for a week. Mom said it broke his heart something terrible. Sad. I remember and it does hurt. ANYWHO, now he is trying to move out on his own. Wanna take a gander at how much money he makes in a week?
$240.00
Does he have a car? No.
Does he have health insurance? No.
Does he make enough money to pay rent, car insurance, utilities, gas...NO.
Has he signed a lease and put down money on an apartment? YES.
Honestly, you guys, he is brilliant...but he is obviously in the retarded stage of brilliant right now.
OH! Speaking of brothers! My OTHER brother, the Coast Guard one, got engaged! To someone NOT named Jessica! To someone I LIKE! He bought her a two carat blue diamond engagement ring. I don't know the cut, but blue diamonds are sooooo pretty!!
Rundown of my new (and first) sister-in-law:
Name is Ana.
She is 22.
She is Latino.
She is pierced.
She is tattooed.
She likes beer.
She loves animals.
She is a bartender at the moment.
She is going to school and majoring in business management.
She apparently loves my brother.
Welp, I think we are gonna get along great. Let the family joining COMMENCE!
14 comments:
Ana sounds like quite the catch! And that ring is pretty damn awesome! Congrats on the soon to be sister in law.
All I have to say about your drinking is that come Saturday, you better be ready to throw down! It is going to be a night to never remember! Lol.
Mitzy - ummm, YEAH! I am ready to throw down now, it is just that I am feeling a little slow about it! Ready to PARRRTAY!
She sounds great and even better is you will get along with her!!!
For the love of tiny baby children go to bed before 1am. Oh and you know none of that partying was my fault right?
That is one hell of a ring!! How do you function on that much drinking and that little sleep??? You make me feel old and crotchety!
The World - no kidding! It's gonna be fun during the holidays!!
Kat - For whatever reason I am just going right along and I look down and it is early morning! I am making it a point to get in the bed by 11 tonight! And nooooooooo, not your fault AT ALL. Nope. Yes, yes, it is a little.
CJ - function is a bit of a stretch. It is more zombie like with a short attention span and sudden hunger pangs for bacon and eggs. Where is that coffee of mine...
"For the love of tiny baby children" made me laugh out loud, for real. I heart you, chica! Do go to bed...there is much partying to be done and congrats on all fronts...sounds like a stellar week.
Lilli - awww, sweetness! XOXO!! I think I shall go to bed. Ohhh bed. I loved bed. And it is raining. Ohhh, bed.
Tell Coast Guard brother to skip the engagement and marry that woman, stat!
Capt D - I will tell him the Capt said so!
She likes beer and animals has piercing and tatts. What is not to like about Ana.
Michele - I can't think of a thing!
Yay, for liking ones in-laws! I have one sister-in-law I don't like and one I love! It's a tough split.
Jennie - amen to that! The youngest brother had a fiance named Jessica and I disliked her from the get go. And her name was Jessica. MY NAME DAMMIT!
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