I am collecting and answer questions from Friday's post. You best be asking some questions if you wanna get in on this shiznit. Until then, gaze your eyes upon this:
I totally thought it was some kind of fancy baby changing station.
Last Thursday we were finishing up our beer rounds when I had the need eat...and pee. So I picked out some food at Parker's and then went and asked for the bathroom key...which is attached to a hubcap.
I get in the bathroom and see the above. I have discovered that my drunken state is not only prone to drunk text like a mo fo, it is also very curious! I totally put my hand in that shit and OMG.
You know how they have those turbo jet engine hand dryers? Well, this is kind like that except the wind comes in at an angle literally squeegeeing your hands dry, but without any physical contact with anything! Takes all of three seconds. Dry. Not a drop left.
And I see now that this device was made by Dyson. Isn't that guy just full of wonderment. Show off.
17 comments:
I just saw one of these recently for the first time myself! I was afraid that I would have to put my testicles in it...the bathroom attendant reminded me 8 times that I didn't have to...
Organic - you had a BATHROOM ATTENDANT?!? See, see, these are the things I am missing out on. They bathroom attendant could have taken a picture of me WITH the hand dryer...
I am so glad you didn't put your boys through the ringer...but I would have paid for a picture of it!
Yeah, I have seen these before. Dyson is my motherfucker. That is the best hand dryer ever. It actually works and you don't have to walk out of the bathroom wiping your hands on your ass.
I mean, my hands are still on my ass when I leave the restroom. I have to check if it fell off while I was in there. Hey, it's my OCD.
OH WOW! That's is just waaay to advanced for this little island we live in, I'm glad to be in full update with technology through your blog, LOL!
Mepsi - I still want his ball vacuum. Talk about getting "sucked into" a commercial! Always check for ass loss. It is a must. You never know what is in the public bathrooms!
Sunshine - so happy to help! I plan on going back to that bathroom as soon as possible.
Those are my favorite hand dryers. They are awesome!
Parkers buscuits and gravy....*drool*
Kat - Parkers misses you! OH and we do too!
I'd be more impressed if it dried my girly parts without having to touch them! It's just such a time waster to have to grab the paper, wipe it dry...blah, blah, blah!
CJ - now THAT would be an invention! However, I dare to say people would stay in there a liiiiittle longer than they should! hehe
Why do I immediately have the urge to stick one of my cats in there? Hmm...
Larkin - I swear, you have the BEST ideas sometimes!!!
I want to stick a whole lot more than a cat in there! haha
We need bathroom attendants where I work. I would cut down on the smoking.
Justin - high school kids STILL smoke in the bathroom?!? Isn't there a designated smoking area these days?!
Stay? Hell, I'd rip it off the wall and install it at home.
cool, never seen that before, more places need that.
Love it! We have one at work and I can't help but watch my skin when it works. try it!
CJ - you have a WONDERFUL idea there! I will work on that...Larkin has a pretty big purse...it will no doubt fit
Dragon - I feel certain they are going to make bathrooms worldwide...they are just too cool not to!
Lilli - AT WORK! I WANT ONE AT WORK! The skin thing is fun...but I was drunk and it all just seemed like too much fun at the time. I will need to revisit!
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