I have been newly radiatored. It totally feels like the car is driving better (which, naturally, it is, being it was doing more sitting on the side of the road than actual driving two days ago)...driving better like how you SWEAR your car is driving better after an oil change. You know what it is? Relief. The car senses the weight being lifted and the car drives better because it isn't as heavy. Yep, sticking to that.
My body has been like a freakin CHAMP this week! At least two nights this week I was a bit excessive in the drink AND went to bed a tad bit later than I should have,(bedtime SHOULD be 11:00, NOT 1:00) but each morning I have awakened to find that I feel pretty bombtastic! Even last night...I knew for SURE I would hate myself this morning. I had ENTIRELY too many shots. I even went into the bathroom and made myself a bed on the floor because I was CERTAIN I was going to need to use it. Next thing I know I am popping out of bed this morning, fresh as a spring chicken.
What the fuck is a spring chicken? Don't chickens have baby chickens all year round? What is so special about a spring chicken?
Man, I have to poop. Gonna need to commandeer a secluded bathroom very soon. Stupid liquor shits.
I am slowly but surely jump starting my body to let it know that it has to loose 15-20lbs after the holidays. This happens every year. It takes me about three months to loose the weight and then I will slowly gain it back throughout the rest of the year. What can I say? I like to eat!
So I typically start with eating Lean Cuisines for lunch and eating a reasonable dinner. Doesn't mean that I don't eat bad, but I will only have like three fried chicken fingers instead of all six.
This was yesterday's lunch:
Except this is what it ACTUALLY looked like (FAIL):
I tasted it and it most certainly needed some of this:
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I am not a fan of lean cuisine...lots of salt no taste, and I stay hungry, lmao!
Jen - I am pretty darn hungry at the end of the first three days...but after that it seems to get better. I am a fan of buffets. I miss them already.
Ewww, did you really eat that?!?!
Yeah, isn't it great how the packages show this great meal and it looks like slop when you open it. Love how they do that. Hook line and sinker.
CJ - totally did. And it really didn't taste terrible. Just more like some kind of rice and bean dip and not a meal. All for the love of the loss of poundage!
Dragon - yeah,t hey missed the mark on this one BIG TIME. The only thing that was even comparable to the box was the black beans.
Dude, that beans and rice looks like something you would do in the toilet after a shots fueled evening. Just sayin.
Way to get an early start on it!
Lean cuisines are like a food group for me. I eat them all the time out of convenience. You just have to ignore the taste or dress it up as you did.
Yay for the car being repaired! My car most certainly runs better now that I have had the windshield replaced!
Kat - it looked the same coming back out again. Kinda like with bananas...taste the same going down or coming back up. So much better than spaghetti. Not that I know from experience or anything.
Squirty - they are quite convenient. And when you get hungry enough you will eat anything!
Damn...you just reminded me that I have to get my windshield replaced.
That is my least favorite one. Rest of them aren't too bad but that one is the worst!
Margaret - I must once again state that I really, really miss the buffet.
Looks like it needs hotter hot sauce.
"Please, sir, may I have some more?"
Damn, prisoners eat better than that.
As somewhat of a connoisseur of Lean Cuisines, I can give you some tips.
Chicken in peanut sauce - delicious, and filling.
Sesame chicken - yum yum yum but not that filling.
Chicken carbonara - not too bad but fills me up.
The three cheese chicken? Sounds good but you may as well grab a hockey puck and chew on that for awhile.
Good luck :-)
Oh man! Ok, THAT looks like 1) oatmeal with beans, 2) gruel, 3) undercooked box mashed potatoes. Lean Cuisine... yum-o! hahahaha! But, it will put you on the right track to losing the "holiday excess baggage." Good girl! :)
yech.
you ATE that?!
i thought it was a picture of the liquor shits...
Mark - you do what you can in a pinch!
Capt D - I know, right?! It is sad what they make you eat to convince you that you are loosing weight.
Gathering - OHHHH totally helpful! How did you know that the LC isle overwhelms me! Thank you!!! I will be picking those up ASAP!
Queen - it looked terrible, tasted OK and yes, will help me not be toooooo far down the wrong side of the path these holidays!
Just Some - I should have been on Fear Factor!!!
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