20 January 2010

Don't Quote Me...

I was tagged to do this lil quote do-da by Gathering Dust.

Rules are: Go here and browse the random quotes until you find five that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. Repost and tag five friends (if you want).

A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Every woman knows all about everything. - Rudyard Kipling

I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.' - Jack Handey

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H. L. Mencken

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. - Maurice Chevalier

Unto the pure all things are pure. - Bible, Titus 1:15

Quotes are just fun, aren't they? I don't use them in my daily life, but I enjoy reading short and more humorous ones. Hope you all have a fine day today!

Much love to my friend Brian (whom I have known for over 15 years now)...thinking about you and your family and sorry for the loss of your grandfather.

3 comments:

gathering dust said...

That Kipling quote is oh so true :-)

steenky bee said...

Long live Jack Handey! I love his quote about Disneyland and the one about keys falling into lava. I did this meme post today too!

On another note, I'm visiting via my reader and I swear I was just commenting on your ferrett(?) that had surgery when my phone exploded and then took a dump in my hand... Anyway....i wanted to tell you that I'm right there with you on dipping into "funds" to pay for them because their family. But, if my cat needs a declaw and I'm forced to give up my stash of blow, then it's all bets off. Kitty will just have to scratch.

Jess said...

Gathering - you are so right!

Steenky - I will go check it out! And I just said my beer stash would have to suffer...no one said anything about giving up my blow! :)~