23 March 2010

Random Tuesdayness!

If you want sexy goodness all in your eye, BOOM:


OK, not as good as


or


How about when I was searching for the above picture, I found this:


That's right, bitches, the freakin thong is built IN! I tell ya...those foreign people think of everything. Except maybe the fact that no one in their right mind would wear a jean thong. Or buy those jeans.

Got a wedding to go to this weekend. Should be a shit ton of drunken fun! It is for a high school friend of mine and I am quite excited to see who shows up!

Have you seen Kirstie Alley's new show?!? HILARIOUS!

Ok. That is all.

9 comments:

Tina-cious.com said...

That's quite a top America has on. Wow...

No I haven't seen the show yet... I'll have to dvr it :)

You should follow Kirstie on twitter... she's a pip! @kirstiealley

Jess said...

Tina - oh I follow her on Twitter...she actually answered back one time! I almost died on the spot! There is a blog about it somewhere...

I almost deleted her from Twitter cause I don't know WTF she is talking about half the time, but have since decided to stick with it!

Dragon said...

top picture is funny, but yeah definatly loving the bottom pictures. Now I know what to buy for my future gf, hell yeah!

Jess said...

Dragon - LMAO!

LilliGirl said...

Seriously? No one wants the jeans with the built in thong? Really? Come on...you know you do. LMao

Deb said...

Geez, that's awful looking---the jean thong. Looks VERY uncomfortable and I wonder if the seam is located in the "middle". That might be a fun thing though. o_O

Have fun at the wedding!!!!!!!

Jess said...

Lilli - I would probably have to get it for Halloween...

Deb - they come up with some shit, right??! Oh, it will be a lovely time at the wedding! I expect that I will be hungover for the better part of a week after this one!

Queen of Ruckus said...

Ok, so what are you calling the first picture? "St. Patty's Day Angels?" lol

My oh my... hello America... and the thong... ok wait... a "built-in" thong!? That MUST be uncomfortable...and it must chafe! Ha! I just thought of "thong-rash..." hahahahah!

Jess said...

Queen - hells to the yeah we are! I don't even know what brought that picture on...wait, yes I do...beer.

Thong rash...oh that is just wrong! I can't deny that I love my granny panties!