09 July 2010

Evil People

In the spirit of losing weight, one of the attorney's here at the office has entered into a competition with me.

She is going to do her own kind of diet and not "that fad shit you are doing". You being ME...

So I am sticking to my diet and she is doing whatever it is that she does. Needless to say, there has been alot of shit talking going on. We weigh every Friday. Last Friday was our first weight in.

As part of her shit campaign, this morning for weight in, she brought this over to my office:


I must say it was a genius move, but little does she know, doughnuts are NOT my weakness!! Now, if she had brought a steaming, hot plate of Mexican food over...wow. I would have had to go outside and count to ten!

Just for the record...on the scale we are using...I am winning. She has lost two pounds, I have lost four. NOTE: per the scale WE are using. The one at the doctors office will say differently. AND I expect by Monday to have lost at least 7lbs. I can feel by body getting tiny!

At Wednesday weigh in at the doctor's office I had not lost as much weight as I had wanted, HOWEVER, I lost an inch in my stomach, half an inch in my boobs (though I want them to stay) and a bit in my arms. The weight may not tell it, but the inches are speaking!

8 comments:

Deb said...

So funny! Well good luck with it all and try to stay strong and healthy, ok???

Rootin for ya!!!

Deb said...

P.S. I know you can't drink beer, but can you drink wine?

LilliGirl said...

Awesome, girl! I crack down next week again...

Jess said...

Deb - YOU GOT IT! And no, nothing with sugar. Not even salsa. Or pickles for some reason...even though there is no sugar in them. Basically tuna, crab, imitation crab, any kind of white fish really, which is what imitation crab is, no sauces or yummy things like mayo, just salt and pepper (not to be confused with Salt N' Pepa...SHOOP!) fruits like strawberries, apples, but not pears and bananas. All leafy things, carrots, green beans, but no canned veggies. *sigh*

Lilli - YAY! What are you going to be doing? I wish you luck whatever it is!

Kat said...

I would have been all over the Krispy Kremes like a fly on shit.

Deb said...

Which attorney, BGO?

Queen of Ruckus said...

Oh man.... Jess! Congrats on doing this diet. I think it's the same one one of my friends is doing... but yes, try to stay healthy, yeah? And just think about once you are done with the program, you'll be able to have your precious Mexican food... chased down by a cold one.

Keep at it, girly girl! ;)

Jess said...

Kat - it IS on my list of things after the diet is over. I want it RIGHT off the back line.

Deb - OF COURSE! LMAO!

Queen - THANKS! It is going pretty good. It took me about 4 days to not feel like I REALLY, REALLY needed to eat! Yesterday I got a bit hungry, but didn't eat properly i.e. on time.

11 more days...11 more days...