Last Thursday I totally bowled a 174 AND I got my first Turkey. For those that don't bowl that is when you get three strikes in a row!
ALSO, got my ball!
Awesome, right?!? Incidentally, I didn't bowl the 174 with my new ball, I was just using the house ball. It was a fluke I guess cause I barely broke 100 the rest of the games.
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Texts between me and my brother Joseph, who lives in Puerto Rico:
Joe: So I'm here in the store getting some stuff for the car. I look down and there is a bottle of windshield wash that de-ices your windshield.
Me: Interesting! When might ya'll need THAT?
Joe: Well, we had a cold snap down here. I think it hit 80.
Me: Damn! You guys must have been miserable! 22 when I got up this morning. A blazing 44 degrees now.
Joe: Oh, yeah. I had to break out the thick shorts. Almost didn't break a sweat.
I hate him.
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I would be too self-concious bowling with such a ball, like there was too much expected of me. I'm sure you won't have any confidence problems though!
BTW, this post's word verification today is "jaunkies". This should be adopted as Southern slang for a non-dangerous drug-addict, like "wino" is for a friendly drunk.
Trooper - they know what to expect out of me...buckets of beer and a horrible game. I just wanted to look good doing it! Next I must get a bowling bag!
Jaunkies...I think that is how we actually SAY junkies down here..."Hey, didjawl see deem jaunkies down at the crick da uthah day?"
Need I remind you that those of us in the northern states are just a little bit freezing our freaking asses off? 44? We won't see that until April, Dudette.
LOL Love that conversation with your brother baby. Although now that I think about it.. I think I hate him too.
He's an arshnina. (My word verification.. it just screamed to be used in a sentence.)
I hate bowling with a passion that only young children who are forced into it by their parents could understand. If I did play though, I'd want one that had the flaming Eye of Sauron in it. And I'd want it to flame.
Ha! Now you not only share the same name as Jess but the same ball!
:)
Bowing season starts for us soon! So excited! :)
MAW - yes, but you live up north, that is expected. I live in the south for a reason...one of them being NO COLD. LOL!
Deb - I LOVE the new word!
Capt D - you have to have the whole get up...your own shoes, your own ball...it makes it so much more awesome! This was the best eye one I could find for you: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bowlingtipsinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Viz-A-Ball-Lizard-Eye-Glow.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bowlingtipsinfo.com/tag/kids-bowling-balls/&h=300&w=300&sz=126&tbnid=b_3zKJez88z5qM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Deye%2Bbowling%2Bball&zoom=1&q=eye+bowling+ball&usg=__7Ywro95z3UsIeZWBmL6LS9zQjmE=&sa=X&ei=SkkKTdrzB8T58AbW6aGfAQ&ved=0CFAQ9QEwBQ
Tina - now that is just uncanny! I can't believe me and Jesse have the same damn ball! Amazing!
love the lizard eye but your s is still cooler and really, really, really hate your brother today. seems I really was born for the tropics
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