I would like to thank everyone who commented on the last post...I submitted each recommendation. Our suggestions were not accepted. Eh.
Upon joining our friends Theresa and Jimmy in an unknown location at this time, we will be heading to Six Flags, New Jersey. I am unaware if my almost 30 year old body is capable of riding roller coasters still, but I sure am going to give it a go! Over the years I have been able to check off my list of rides I CANNOT ride.
Backwards = Barf
Round and round and round in circles = Barf
Last I remember, I was able to handle upside down, as long as we continue to move forward in a fluid motion.
After conquering rides that include flame throwers and an auger of doom (no, really) we will be heading to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania where some kind of important battle or something happened and also where Geddy Lee got his name. Totally fucking with you on both accounts. We wanted to peep the Gettysburg because of its haunted nature. Nothing like a good ghost tour!!
It seems like we are going somewhere else...Washington D.C. maybe? Hell, I can't remember. I just drive the damn car and go where I am told. Anywho, should be a lovely vacation!
You know how I have mentioned that our friends are HYSTERICAL? Like, funny ass fucking hilarious people. Also, they like to fuck with your cars at 1:30 in the morning on Saturdays.
Yeah, that last picture is of me "planking" my car. I don't think we have that planking concept down.
Yes, those are Post-It's on my windshield (which say some variance of "I love your nuts". Yes, that is FOUR rolls of saran wrap. YES, that says, "I Love Nuts" with plastic forks.
I would like to thank Michelle, Whitney and Kyle a/k/a Frank a/k/a Matt Damon a/k/a Watson for the magnificent gift you bestowed upon us. Just wait till you see your payback.
OH, I should probably mention that I totally BUSTED these mattressbacks because they got all greedy after finishing the deed and I saw break lights...which at 1:30am is strange...flipped on our porch light and I think perhaps if roaches had facial expressions (and drove a Ford SUV), that is exactly the face they would have when lights come on! Mouths agape, Whitney SLAMMED on the gas and that little four cylinder did all it could to get out of there; but not before I got to yell "BUSTED!!!!!"
So they came back so we could take pictures.
Good times, you guys...good times!
14 comments:
I just saw these pics on Google + and rushed over here to see what the back story was! Hil-freakin-larious!!
Kat - oh, those kids...I love them!
Washington DC? You'll be that close (yes THAT close) and no mention of stopping to see me at all. You suck.
(Yes I know, you are stopping, but I had to get my daily complaint in.)
You should have been there last week. HUUUUUUGE music festival going on as soon as we stepped off the train. And I smelled BBQ.
Deb - OF COURSE we are stopping by! But THIS TIME we don't actually need to steal your bed! How great is that!
Ohhh...BBQ. That is what I want for dinner. Yep. Gotta have it now.
I hate roller coasters, to me they are all created equal and I cannot handle any at all!!!
WOW, your friends have such a crazy way to mention that they love ya, awesome!!!
Have a great time on vacation, no matter what you do. BTW, when's Grand Cayman on your list?
Love the slippers...and are you wearing velour pants?!
Take some motion sickness meds (I even get car sick unless I'm driving) and you can do anything. Trust me on that.
Have a great trip!
Sunshine - as long as it is a smooth roller coaster, I think I am good with it! We are going to try and have the Cayman Islands make an appearance next year! It is also on the list of honeymoon spots!
Mel - THANKS! And those are cheap New York and Company fake velourish pants! SO COMFORTABLE! They are mainly my bowling pants. I will be taking the motion sickness meds...I am assuming they make those in non-drowsy these days?
Jess, your less-than-discrete staring in the photos confirm the Internet rumors that you are a "breast gal".
Enjoy your vacation and consider the rollorcoaster-free zone of BC next year.
Trooper - I knew someone would catch on! It is true...there is no denying it!
Trooper - ...BC you say...this most certainly will be on the list for next year!
Hurrah!
Ok, wench...I am like a 10 min detour off I-95. I do believe you need to hop off the highway for a dip in the pool and a fresh cold beer. Yes?
Lilli - you ARE right on the way! I am not sure what the planning is right how, but I know we are leaving right after work on the 24th and driving as far as we can. This usually lands us right there with you in Richmond...so we will have to see!!!! We have to be in Rhode Island by around 6:00 on the 25th.
You guys are having so much fun. Your photos look funny. What have you done with the car? Hahahaha! Roadtrip! You guys rock. :-)
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