I think we have all seen those odd auto fill in things on Google...for instance...I just did one:
Why can't I own a Canadian?!? Well, I can tell you! TAXES! You think the "free" healthcare doesn't come with a price! I tell ya, it does! Could you imagine the taxes to OWN a Canadian.
As far as why you can't get wet...well, turn on the hose, silly.
All that was to bring us to MY blog keywords. Here are the popular ones of the day:
CLEARLY Bengal kitties are the cutest thing that ever existed! BUT!! My daughter has a dick?!? TWICE????! Is there some kind of epidemic I need to know about? Thank goodness someone was being sensible out there and Googled "squirrel poop".
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Plus we are a proud people for whom ownership could only come with some type of frequent flyer rewards program.
I wonder what you have been writing about when some of your search words also include "penis piercings". I don't read every Twat Waffle post but I didn't get the impression penises got much air time on your blog.
My own blog seems to attract people searching for "drunk girls" and "tube tops". I thought Dogs & Jeans' news satire was more high-brow but I guess I'm wrong.
Gotta love the world of the internet. Sometimes I'm just so curious when something ELSE pops up when I ask, "Why does my _______ -----and it says, "neck hurt" "feet hurt" "chest hurt" - it's like an impatient idiot trying to fill your sentences.
How are you luv???
Trooper - nothing wrong with a frequent flyer reward! And you are correct about the penis piercings, I am not sure how that got in there...guess it just...wait for it...slipped in. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! So funny! I am in complete shock about your key words. Complete. Shock.
Deb - LOL the mighty Google! Always good for a laugh!! Things are GREAT! We really need to pin down a Skype date SOON!
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