19 October 2011

Inappropriate for People of All Ages

It is difficult to explain a picture like this:


(It is also difficult to explain that pajama choice of mine)

But I will try anyway.

So, Friday night, Krystal and I were watching the first season of The Walking Dead, when at a particularly tense moment we heard a small rustling outside. We were fairly sure it wasn't zombies, but decided to check. My car was being thoroughly molested by balloon penises, giant blow up boobs and a blow up sheep.



The sheep of course had an entrance...


It also bleated upon entry. Totally weird. But it is OK, me and the sheep just hugged after that:


See, we even had a beer together.

So I would like to thank, once again, Michelle, Whitney and Kyle a/k/a Frankie a/k/a Matt Damon a/k/a Watson for dropping by to sexually abuse my vehicle. We now have really awesome living room decorations!!






Why yes, this is a completely normal Friday night for us. Why do you ask?

15 comments:

Deb said...

Just when I have seen it all. And you know something, there's a strange pattern in your photos. Do you realize you have a lot of goats in your pics? Just sayin'.... Anyway, thank you for making me laugh once again!
Love you all!!!

CJ said...

You're life is just too fun to be legal.

Jess said...

Deb - I know...me too! I certainly didn't expect to see inflatable boobs and a sheep on my car! Yes, you are right...our pictures do have an abnormal amount of small hooved creatures in them...odd.

CJ - I would say it is TECHNICALLY legal 99.9% of the time. :)

Trooper Thorn said...

This was similar to the candidate carry-on in the CNN green room last night after the Republican debate.

Jess said...

Trooper - damn government always stealing my ideas!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

OMG, this made me laugh out loud!

I especially love all the tender care you gave that poor sheep as you entered it. :))

sunshine said...

Savannah, GA... where Friday nights are never dull and sheep are officially scared, LOL!!!!

that was a funny post, made me laugh out loud!!!

Jess said...

Mel - yes, have to be so very tender with the sheeps!

Sunshine - LOL you are right, there is rarely a dull moment around these parts!!

Justin said...

Glad I had the projector off in the classroom this time...

"bleated upon entry"...doesn't everyone?

;)

Jess said...

Justin - I am going to have to advise not have a projector anytime you read my blog! Think of the children! And yes, I suppose there is a bit of bleating upon entry...

~Kim~ said...

Bawhahahaa!!! That is so great!!!

Jess said...

Kim - LOL! What is one to do when face with a blow up sheep and giant blow up boobs...and friends who are willing to go out of their way to bring you such joy!?!

~Kim~ said...

Well you must revel in the moment of course!!!! It would be a waste if one didn't that's for sure!!

MarkD60 said...

Wow, I can't think of anything to say without incriminating myself...

Jess said...

Mark - And here I am providing photographic proof...guess my chances of running for president are gone...