This new Blogger layout is tripping me out. I can't find shit. But that always happens when something changes and then after you use the "new" way a few times you completely forget about how the old way was.
Anyway, you know how people say, "Damn, no wonder I am sick...this weather..." and it is a pretty common misconception that the weather causes you to get sick. I guess it is sorta kinda true...really, the weather is just a conduit for disease. Some bacteria/virus grows better in the cold/heat, whatever. So anyway, even though I know the weather itself doesn't make me sick, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
You see that there?!? 24 degrees and in three days we will be back up to 72 degrees. My theory is that our viruses and bacteria can't figure out where to thrive, so they double up and we get the ones that thrive in cold AND in heat.
So yeah, we are pretty much done for. I JUST got over strep throat and that head/chest cold thing where you sound like a Waffle House waitress for a couple weeks. Waffle House waitress also can translate into Old Trucker Who Has Smoked for 20 Years. They both sound the same and I was sounding pretty righteous myself.
Christmas was good. The New Year was unproductive. Krystal and I made a fire in her bad ass fire pit she built a couple weeks ago.
Have I mentioned brother Joseph and wife are going to be stationed at Tybee in June? Did I mention he found a house that is one street over from me? Did I mention I am ECSTATIC about this news?!?!?
In other news, this is what I paid for gas two weeks ago:
Thank you Kroger Plus card! I am now back to paying $3.18 a gallon, but that one fill up was totally great.
I decided to cash in my Wal-Mart/Sam's gift cards from my birthday and Christmas. This resulted in 101 rolls of toilet paper from Sam's. Also, five toothpastes, eight toothbrushes, a GIGANTIC bottle of shampoo and about thirty rolls of paper towels. There is nothing in this world I hate more than buying those items...so I decided to take care of toothpaste and toothbrushes for a year and a half, shampoo should be good for at least a year and as far as toilet paper and paper towels, I expect that will only last us a week and a half. LOL!
Have a wonderful day today!!!
7 comments:
A sexy Waffle House chick, eh? Toofless to boot? Well, I'm sorry that you're sick and I hope you feel better. You're freaking me out with the temps and where the germs tend to travel...little snowbirds that they are. Like a buncha' senior citizens all heading to FL.
Don't you love buying in bulk? I need a spare room for all my bulk purchases. I'm becoming a hoarder. Help?
Happy New Year to you two! First holiday spent in the new house right? xoxo
We miss you both! Skype you soon??
Deb - I have maintained all of my teeth and have recovered my voice, but am still having manic coughing marathons...however, I have never had a cold kill me yet, so I am going to guess I will survive this year too!
I LOOOVVVVEEE buying in bulk!! I HAAAATTTEEEE shopping...with a passion. So if I can knock that shit out in one blow, I am one happy camper!!
I have empty closets in my house as I am a minimalist when it comes to things OTHER than toilet paper, toothpaste, paper towels and toothbrushes. LOL! I have a spot for everything and if ever needed we have LOTS of other space. I am a get rid of it kinda gal! :)
SKYPE! YES! MUST! XOXO!
Waffle House? You mean the gas station washroom that sells waffles?
The crude has been going around everywhere...weather doesn't mean shit!
I will add that I'm terribly jealous of your weather nonetheless.
Happy New Year!
Trooper - the amazing Waffle House! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House It is pretty much the most horribly amazing food you will ever eat. I love it!
Mel - I have been freezing my ass off for three days, I am already ready for Summer and Winter has only been here for a week or so. 22 degrees at night is ungodly.
Just came across your blog (was looking up reviews on the lazy sleeper thing) and you have me laughing out loud! I must find the blow up penis' and boobs lol I have a couple friends I would love to harass! Happy New Year! I look forward to chuckling to your blog throughout the year.
AuntiJ - Welcome! Thanks for hanging around to read! Glad you enjoyed!
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