Upon randomly discussing, with Larkin, the lack of male escort service in the world, Larkin suggested we come up with one ourselves. I went ahead and wrote the news article for when we got arrested:
Local Secretaries Arrested for Illegal Male Escort Service
Pimptastalicious Larkin and Pimp Hand Strong Squita arrested in the early morning hours, still enjoying a nice, cold Miller Lite and singing the once popular rap song "Shoop" by Salt N Pepa. Both deny any wrong doing and state, "Our service provides a hole in one, poke and run option, which many of our customers prefer over the 15-30 minute standard that happens in most couples bedrooms in America"
On another note, Krystal and I went to our favorite Thai food place on Saturday and got a giggle out of the wrapper that the chop sticks came in.
First one reads, punctuation, capitalization and all (NOTE: we were at a Thai restaurant):
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history.
I was already giggling at the front and then I turned over to the back and the ending of step number three just had me rolling:
"Now you can pick up anything"