Upon randomly discussing, with Larkin, the lack of male escort service in the world, Larkin suggested we come up with one ourselves. I went ahead and wrote the news article for when we got arrested:
Local Secretaries Arrested for Illegal Male Escort Service
Pimptastalicious Larkin and Pimp Hand Strong Squita arrested in the early morning hours, still enjoying a nice, cold Miller Lite and singing the once popular rap song "Shoop" by Salt N Pepa. Both deny any wrong doing and state, "Our service provides a hole in one, poke and run option, which many of our customers prefer over the 15-30 minute standard that happens in most couples bedrooms in America"
On another note, Krystal and I went to our favorite Thai food place on Saturday and got a giggle out of the wrapper that the chop sticks came in.
First one reads, punctuation, capitalization and all (NOTE: we were at a Thai restaurant):
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history.
and culture.
I was already giggling at the front and then I turned over to the back and the ending of step number three just had me rolling:
"Now you can pick up anything"


7 comments:
Can you pick up a male escort with these amazing chopsticks?
Trooper - I believe it does say ANYTHING...so I am going for a yes on this! I will let you know how it works out!
I can't wait to hear about your experience, although I now have teh soundtrack from "Midnight Cowboy" going through my head. Will you be teh Sylvia Miles character or teh Brenda Vaccaro character?
Trooper - I am going to have to go for Sylvia Miles on this one. Though I didn't like to see John Voight naked then and certainly couldn't take him naked now...
Can I film this for y'all? You need a production crew.
Deb - film which part? Lol
Deb - film which part? Lol
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