The below is in the top five of favorite drunk text message
I have EVER received. To make it even better, it wasn't even in a text
message, it was in the messaging section of Words With Friends. All spelling,
grammar, punctuation and capitalization is original:
Message 1) I’m drunk AND stoned ANDS drink and also
SRTONED and also quite totally fucking drumk. oh…and cocked and a bit
annihilated but akso stonjed out of my montherfuckinggours, wow, i am rambling
in my state oif altered consciousness. If i was on acid right now I would be
seeing floating pussies in my face. i know by now you are laughing cuz it’s
like,,….tomorrow and shit and dwe’re sober. Thjta’ds my gift to you, m my
friend.
Message 2) for the record i’m crying right now laughing
at my own drunkenness/ II think i ned rehab like poor dead amy whinelhouse
Message 3) fuckkk that made me laugh ven harder, my
stomach hurts make i stop
Message 4) damn, m you’re funny even qhen you’re not
here
I seriously almost wet my pants when I read it...and then
read it a few more times the next day and laughed then too...I do love my
friends!
2 comments:
The dramatic reading of that text over Skype was brilliant.
Kat - LMAO! And it helps when all the parties are drunk too!
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